Wednesday, 2 May 2007

Scottish Christian Party

I received a 'personal' letter from the Scottish Christian party this morning. Needless to say it has been ripped up and put to better use in my recycling bin. Sadly I couldn't find the campaign video from a few years ago (which is more shocking and hilarious than this one) but feel free to enjoy the one I've posted below.

800% increase of breast cancer if you have an abortion!

250% increase of attacks on teachers!

Do you know 897% of statistics are made up on the spot?

And what the fuck? Comparing Nazi persecution of Jews to what's happening to Christians in a secular society? The two don't even compare. Consumerism is the God we worship now. Get over it.

Percentage of me voting for them tomorrow? Fuck all.


Blu_Matt said...

For a party with a god on their side, they're doing spectacularly badly.

Tom said...

They appear to have got their music from a gay mans telephone exchange TV advert.

CB Buckland said...

Jesus won't even endorse them. Wouldn't appear at press conferences, meetings...said they missed the point of the whole "turn the other cheek" thing with bringing back capital punishment.

Also, Laura, the baby Jebus doesn't like it when you say fuck.

tommy_blue_eyes said...

People that believe in the existence omnipotent being! Haha, always gives me a laugh!